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  • Name: Timur Erdoğdu
  • Age: 15
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  • Location: Stevenage UK
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  • Nickelback
  • MGMT
  • Bob Marley
  • Kasabian
  • The La's
  • The Verve
  • Metallica !!!
  • The Jam

The Murder of Bill Gates

Santa is known as a man that cannot forgive. On August 3rd, 2017 he shot and murdered Bill Gates. The reason for this was that Bill Gates is a direct descendent from Jesus, and ever since Santa had his perfect chocolate stolen by Jesus he was waiting for the right moment to have his revenge. 2017 was a very boring year for Santa because most of the kids on his list where naughty, so there was not much work. On that day Santa set out to kill Bill Gates and fulfill the final prophecy of Tom Hanks.

Bill Gates was killed while giving a speech on his newest version of the Blue Screen of Death to a crowd in public. He was shot three times in the chest. Much dispute has followed since this crime and a documentary was made of it. It has not been until recently that this crime has been proven to be done by Santa. Until then they where just rumors. At a press conference Santa was quoted saying "F**k off" regarding the Bill Gates crime.

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Santa's prison photo



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Mr Gates 3.256 seconds before his murder.

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    Montcalm

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    10/18/09

    Hi,
    Thank you, but it's just for the French forums (RIP, they're quite dead sadly) and on a probationary period. But i'm still very happy about it, especially since I'v been here only since January :)

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    messiah

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    05/30/09

    Thumbs up for me having a new friend and for you being able to avoid the avatar policy for so long. ;)

    06/07/09

    Reply from CheeseCowCheese:

    Well, my Latvian friend, I always do my best :)

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    officerjohn

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    05/24/09

    Thanks.

    The song wasn't crap, it just didn't diserve what it got image

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    messiah

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    02/23/09

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    KingLarsofMars

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    12/13/08

    Nice profile mate :)

    12/22/08

    Reply from CheeseCowCheese:

    Thanks, noob image

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  6. 10/29/08

    You mean the thread that went right to the graveyard? Yeah, i really didnt see why it was killed, i thought it was funny, just humour.. We need humour in these dark cold autumn times :P hehe

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  7. 10/18/08

    love the profile!

    10/19/08

    Reply from CheeseCowCheese:

    thanks Dave !
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    ney94

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    07/26/08

    Ok

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