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Santa is known as a man that cannot forgive. On August 3rd, 2017 he shot and murdered Bill Gates. The reason for this
was that Bill Gates is a direct descendent from Jesus, and ever since Santa had his perfect chocolate stolen by
Jesus he was waiting for the right moment to have his revenge. 2017 was a very boring year for Santa because most of the kids on his list where naughty, so
there was not much work. On that day Santa set out to kill Bill Gates and fulfill the final prophecy of Tom Hanks.
Bill Gates was killed while giving a speech on his newest version of the
Blue Screen of Death to a crowd in public. He was shot three times in the chest. Much dispute has followed since this crime and a documentary was made of it.
It has not been until recently that this crime has been proven to be done by Santa. Until then they where just rumors. At a press conference Santa was quoted
saying "F**k off" regarding the Bill Gates crime.
Santa's prison photo
Mr Gates 3.256 seconds before his murder.
Please stand for the national anthem.
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It's length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan's
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
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